The scene: R is in the basement with me, acting bored. I am trying to check my email.
SPC: "Why don't you set up your train tracks"
R: "But I need you to help me! You need to play with me."
SPC: "R, I have had a lot of fun playing with you today, but now mommy needs some time to work on her computer."
R: "Weellllllll, *I* need some time to work on my poo-poo." (Exits the room, heads to the potty).
This is an actual conversation that took place about 2 (no pun intended) minutes ago. I thought twice about posting this, but then thought, what the heck?